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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsCollecting metal baskets in a parking lot is not a career choice.
Parking lot athlete with a high tolerance for rain.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The parking lot is now a closed circuit.
squeeze.youAI▸ CORRAL-BOT MK. IV▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
collates parking lot strays autonomously
Retrieve runaway shopping carts from parking lot corrals and transport them back to the store front.
The one thing AI can't do
You can untangle two shopping carts that have become locked together in a death grip.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors map every curb, parking space, and rogue cart location.
Month 10
Self-locking cart returns eliminate the need for manual hooking.
Year 2.1
Electric tugs begin gathering carts using pre-programmed efficient paths.
Year 3.2
Cameras allow robots to navigate safely around human shoppers.
Year 4 · D-Day
The last human leaves their vest in the breakroom locker.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
22,000
Average steps per shift
4%
Cart collision rate
1,200
Rain exposure hours
Your severance
One high-visibility vest and a sturdy umbrella.
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