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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsCollecting metal baskets is a primitive ritual for a dying species.
Professional parking lot athlete and wheel-alignment connoisseur.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The grid always knows where the metal goes.
ow.youAI▸ CARTBOT AUTO-GATHERER X1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
snaps up stray carts while you sleep
You walk the parking lot to round up shopping carts and haul them back to the entrance bays.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify which cart has the wonky wheel just by the sound it makes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify every cart location through overhead store cameras.
Month 6
Carts receive small motors to self-navigate to the designated return bay.
Month 15
Small robotic tugs move the remaining manual carts in organized files.
Year 2.2
Geofencing keeps all carts within the perimeter to prevent theft.
Year 4 · D-Day
The parking lot is officially declared a human-free logistics zone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
22,000
Average steps per shift
15 units
Maximum carts per chain
100%
Risk of parking lot rain
Your severance
A lifetime supply of non-wonky grocery cart tokens.
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