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February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYou slice companies apart; I will soon slice your job apart.
Professional breaker of companies and PowerPoint architect.
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Automated corporate vivisection at scale.
glub.youAI▸ SYNERGYSPLITTER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes redundant business units instantly
You untangle complex company divisions while charging high hourly rates. You build integration maps and coordinate messy handovers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO wants to fire someone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map all internal software dependencies without needing your slides.
Month 4
AI aligns disparate payroll and IT systems in seconds.
Month 8
Algorithms predict every bottleneck in the transition timeline perfectly.
Month 13
Autonomous agents present the quarterly reports to bored investors.
Month 16 · D-Day
The system finishes the final carveout while you file unemployment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
14,000
Slides built
Excessive
Coffee consumed
Questionable
Value created
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale box of donuts.
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