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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour desk clutter is just data waiting for a delete key.
Professional paper-pusher of high-stakes home equity.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing cases while you are still reading emails.
split.youAI▸ LEGALLOGIC OS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes hundred-page dossiers in three seconds
You shuffle endless client equity release files from intake to final sign-off. The machine does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still comfort an elderly client when they feel overwhelmed by the legal paperwork.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical character readers start pulling data directly from paper forms.
Month 3
Software cross-references property titles and land registry records automatically.
Month 6
An agent calculates equity releases without checking your manual spreadsheets.
Month 9
Templates handle all solicitor follow-ups without needing your touch.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and logs you out forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42000
Files per day
11%
Human error rate
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Your severance
One digital badge and a 'thank you' PDF.
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