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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour alpha is just a fancy word for waiting on hold.
Professional lunch-buyer and institutional gossip transmitter.
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executes block trades before you blink
You facilitate institutional stock trades and attempt to provide insights to buy-side clients who already ignore your emails.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is hungover and lying.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your call logs and emails are parsed to map relationships.
Month 5
Smart agents replace your manual market commentary emails.
Month 10
Algorithms handle trade block routing better than your trading desk.
Month 15
Clients prefer low-fee API access over your lunch invitations.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the API takes final control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
6 cups
Coffee consumed per day
82%
Calls ignored by clients
400 daily
Meaningless market updates sent
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription for one month.
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