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Will AI replace Cash Equity Sales jobs? · Latest report #8e48yw2w
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour Rolodex is just a database we already finished scraping years ago.
Institutional charmer with a dying rolodex
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Liquidity without the liquid lunch.
oof.youAI▸ MARKETFLOW ENGINE V8▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes block trades before humans finish typing
Managing institutional client relationships and pitching stock blocks over Bloomberg chat or phone calls.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when a client is bluffing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language models draft summaries faster and more accurately than you.
Month 4
Virtual agents handle routine trade inquiries via Bloomberg chat channels.
Month 8
Personalized data-driven pitches replace your lunches and high-touch relationship maintenance.
Month 12
Institutional clients connect directly to automated matching engines without intermediaries.
Month 14 · D-Day
The sales floor goes dark as the system completes the final transaction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
8 cups daily
Coffee consumption
402 per hour
Unread Bloomberg chats
4 minutes
Lunch break duration
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium gym membership.
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