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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Cash-in-Transit Driver jobs? · Latest report #suzfw3nt
Your job has an expiration date
May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour cargo hold is just a slow, loud, heavy-duty server rack.
Armored truck pilot (mostly idling, occasionally paranoid)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only box that moves money itself.
sluurp.you▸ ARMOREDVAULT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures deposits before the bank opens
Drive armored trucks to collect and deliver cash bags to commercial banking clients and retail storefronts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a loading dock feels hostile before the cameras do.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Route planning algorithms start ignoring your favorite shortcut streets.
Month 7
Biometric authentication replaces your physical heavy steel keys.
Month 16
The truck learns the route while you just sit there.
Year 2.1
Conveyors in the bank wall take the bags from us.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Human drivers are removed to save on insurance premiums forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 hours daily
Time spent idling
30kg average
Weight of cash bags
4 cups min
Coffee consumed
Your severance
One free armored vest and a lifetime bus pass.
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