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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsBeep. Bloop. You are just a human barcode scanner.
Professional beep-sound simulator and plastic bag dispenser.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless commerce for a frictionless world.
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You scan items, process payments, and occasionally deal with angry customers who forgot their coupons.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is lying about the price of an item.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Every item starts transmitting its own price to the cloud.
Month 7
Cameras watch the belt to ensure no items leave unpaid.
Month 14
Faces and palms replace credit cards and loyalty keys.
Month 20
Shelves talk directly to the warehouse to restock themselves.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The registers are ripped out and the doors lock automatically.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
480
Items scanned per hour
0
Coupon errors forgiven
12%
Customer eye contact
Your severance
One self-checkout terminal for your home office.
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