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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsTouching screens is not a sustainable career path.
Professional button pusher and expert in sticky table syndrome.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Feeding the masses without the attitude.
help!you▸ KIOSK-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
upsells the premium combo to every customer
Process customer orders at a terminal and clear dining areas. Keep the facility tidy during peak rushes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly smile at a customer when they try to pay with a coupon from 2004.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Customers start ordering from an app to bypass the human.
Month 7
The registers are replaced by touchscreen kiosks that never sleep.
Month 13
Small robots vacuum and mop the dining area autonomously.
Month 19
Smart bins automatically order more napkins when levels drop.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
All cash-handling responsibilities are fully offloaded to the kiosk cloud.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4.2 seconds
Average order delay
0.03%
Interaction failure rate
High
Human error probability
Your severance
A one-year supply of unexpired discount vouchers.
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