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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsTrading your soul for a bucket of dirty metal slugs.
Professional stack-counter and high-stakes mood filter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
No tipping, no sighs, just cold, hard logic.
toast.youAI▸ CHIP-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
refuses to pay out to losers
You count stacks of chips, verify jackpot tickets, and endure the glare of people who just lost everything.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern the specific look of despair in a gambler's eyes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Players start converting chips at kiosks instead of your window.
Month 5
All chip movements are logged in real-time, removing manual balancing.
Month 13
Cameras replace manual ID checks for all large cash payouts.
Month 19
Automated units collect, sort, and re-stack chips from the floor.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
You are replaced by a wall of high-efficiency dispensing kiosks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
0.0001%
Accidental chip loss
14 per shift
Customer insults heard
Instant
Verification speed
Your severance
A coupon for one free buffet dinner.
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