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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou deal the cards, but the house always wins faster alone.
Professional enforcer of the house's inevitable math.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect dealing with zero human tipping fatigue.
toast.youAI▸ PITBOSS AUTOMATA V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal house edge in real-time
You manage table games, pay out winners, and track chip counts. You also maintain game pace and security.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a player is bluffing by the subtle tremor in their hands.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Physical cards are replaced by touchscreens for faster hand turnover.
Month 6
Cameras track bets and payouts to remove manual chip counting.
Month 16
Integrated machines handle the shuffle and dispense without human intervention.
Year 2.1
AI watches for cheating and manages game flow via local monitoring.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Table management is now fully managed by local server racks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
120
Cards dealt per minute
100%
Tipping revenue lost
4%
Human error probability
Your severance
A one-year supply of complimentary buffet vouchers.
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