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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsYou watch screens for cheaters, but the algorithms watch them better.
Professional watcher of people who lose money.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total floor visibility, zero coffee breaks.
wheee!you▸ PITWATCH SENTRY 400▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
flags chip-capping in real time
You monitor surveillance feeds for suspicious patterns and patrol the floor to enforce gaming regulations and house rules.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a genuine panic in a gambler's eyes before the computer registers it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Paper incident logs are replaced by instant cloud-synced report software.
Month 10
Vision models flag suspicious behavior faster than human eyes can scan.
Month 20
Rolling sensor platforms replace your physical presence near table games.
Year 2.3
Biometric locks stop relying on your manual door checks entirely.
Year 3 · D-Day
The control center goes dark and your badge is deactivated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
87 percent
Hours spent staring at slots
12 per shift
False alarm rate
3 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
One free lifetime pass to the buffet graveyard.
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