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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour shuffling technique is cute but the algorithm never gets tired.
Professional card shuffler and professional player babysitter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect dealing with zero human error.
split.you▸ PITBOSS-9000 AUTOMATA▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks card counts with perfect efficiency
Dealers manage game pace, exchange cash for chips, and enforce complex house rules. You are a human vending machine.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a player is about to tilt before they even bet.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 5
Smart tables now track every card position without your input.
Month 13
Mechanical shufflers remove the risk of manual manipulation entirely.
Year 2.1
Digital wallets replace the messy handling of physical betting chips.
Year 2.6
Articulated arms take over dealing in high-roller restricted zones.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The pit is fully autonomous and you are officially retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
2000
Average cards dealt hourly
2 percent
Human error rate
0 percent
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Your severance
A deck of cards and a bus ticket home.
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