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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsFinding funny guests is just database filtering you do manually.
Master of spreadsheets, phone trees, and panic-induced rescheduling.
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Instantly booking your guest slots.
bzzt.youAI▸ CASTBOT ALPHA-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules three backups for every segment slot
You track down minor celebrities and local experts to fill segments. You manage constant last-minute booking changes daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a guest is going to be incredibly boring before they speak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI agents begin cold-emailing publicists with algorithmic precision.
Month 3
Calendar sync tools eliminate the need for back-and-forth emails.
Month 6
A central AI model tracks every celebrity's upcoming media tour.
Month 10
Algorithms predict guest popularity based on real-time social metrics.
Month 14 · D-Day
The AI books the entire season while you watch in silence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
200 daily
Guest booking emails sent
12 percent
Average guest cancellation rate
3 weekly
Segments needing last-minute filler
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the show's reruns.
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