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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 26, 2026
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All the charm, none of the shedding.
bzzt.youAI▸ PURRBOX 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
knocks your mug off the table
You spend your days sleeping, meowing at closed doors, and occasionally knocking items off of flat surfaces.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who truly understands the silent judgment of a household.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors map your favorite napping spots to optimize warmth.
Day 2
AI mimics your specific meow to trigger human attention.
Day 2
The robotic unit replaces you and never scratches the sofa.
Day 2
You are demoted to full-time house mascot status.
Day 3 · D-Day
Owners no longer need to scoop your waste.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
16 hours
Daily nap hours
4 per day
Door meowing frequency
12 weekly
Object drop count
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium tuna snacks.
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