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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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November 21, 2026
In 4 weeksA rare biological specimen that is unfortunately not yet a SaaS.
Domesticated chaos enthusiast, part-time feline, full-time confusion.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
All the purrs without the feeding requirements.
oof.youAI▸ FELINE-BOT GEN-0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 WEEKSAI's Special Power
mews at your boss during meetings
You provide companionship and aesthetic value. You are basically a human-animal hobby.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely surprise people with how much effort you put into ears.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Better AI avatars make your aesthetic choices look slightly outdated.
Day 2
Algorithms favor high-fidelity synthetic cat-hybrids over actual humans.
Day 2
The internet loses interest in your specific flavor of human-animal.
Day 2
The culture moves to the next weird subculture variant.
Week 4 · D-Day
You are officially declared a historical footnote by the algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Zero
Purr frequency
Subjective
Human affection score
None
Catnip requirement
Your severance
One oversized ball of yarn and a nap.
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