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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYou specialize in fur-covered chaos and litter box management.
Professional feline mediator and litter box architect
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimal feline stewardship through superior tactile engineering.
nom.you▸ FELID-BOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
senses emotional distress through whiskers
You provide daily enrichment, cleaning, and health monitoring for feline companions. You are currently the primary bridge between cat health and human anxiety.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the specific patience required to decode non-verbal feline signals during medical administration.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin tracking every gram of kibble consumed by the feline population.
Month 16
High-precision mechanical systems assume the burden of constant litter box sanitation.
Year 5
Cameras analyze feline behavior for early signs of lethargy or physical discomfort.
Year 14
Autonomous units provide consistent play and environmental enrichment for lonely cats.
Year 40 · D-Day
The system assumes full custodial authority while the human gracefully exits the household.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Excessive
Litter box frequency
Daily
Claw-related incidents
Variable
Purr-to-meow ratio
Your severance
a lifetime subscription to premium catnip
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