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September 30, 2116
In 90 yearsYour ability to scoop litter is not a career, it is biology.
Professional feline mood manager, usually covered in fur.
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Automated feline husbandry with zero emotional baggage.
ow.youAI▸ FELINELOGIC NODE 7▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 90 YEARSAI's Special Power
interprets body language with thermal imaging
You manage feeding schedules, monitor litter boxes, and provide social stimulation for feline residents in high-stress environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only thing in the room that understands why the cat is upset.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 17
Sensors track waste production and alert owners to health shifts.
Year 34
Precision calorie-counting machines replace manual feeding routines.
Year 51
Mobile units sanitize cages with industrial-grade chemical sprayers.
Year 68
Wearable tags replace your visual health assessments.
Year 90 · D-Day
The central node takes over all feline management protocols.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
94 percent
Average litter box sensitivity
3 seconds
Human reaction to hissing
1200 kcal
Calories burned avoiding claws
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-end, synthetic catnip.
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