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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour professional affection is just a warm, breathing obstacle to progress.
Professional purr-frequency calibration enthusiast.
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Synthetic warmth for maximum feline stability.
ow.you▸ PURRBOT SERIES 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
emits soothing feline-frequency vibrations for hours
Calming anxious shelter cats through tactile engagement and monitoring behavioral stress markers for facility reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a cat decides you are no longer welcome.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Wearable tags track cat stress levels better than your human intuition.
Month 11
Automated heating units simulate human lap warmth and heartbeat sounds.
Month 22
Cameras detect feline mood shifts before you even enter the room.
Year 3
Soft-touch robotic bristles replace your tired hands during long shifts.
Year 4 · D-Day
The facility transitions to fully autonomous feline behavioral regulation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
42
Average purrs per hour
Weekly
Scratch-induced bandage usage
89%
Shelter occupancy efficiency
Your severance
One laser pointer and a lifetime supply of kibble.
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