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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 23, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsTesting kibble with your tongue is a career choice, not wisdom.
Professional taster of poultry mush and gelatinous gravy.
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split.youAI▸ FELINEPALATE-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates flavor profiles with spectral analysis
Sample batches of feline nutrition for texture, aroma, and palatability. Document findings and adjust recipes accordingly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle metallic aftertaste of low-grade taurine supplements.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors map the chemical signature of every single batch.
Month 5
Vision systems watch how cats react to the food.
Month 10
Robotic sensors replace your taste buds with chemical analysis.
Month 16
Software tweaks the formulas based on mass-market data.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed into a pet snack bin.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
400 batches
Taste units per day
100 percent
Human tongue fatigue
Zero
Actual cat interest
Your severance
A lifetime supply of wet food pouches.
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