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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA glorified hairball with a keyboard is still just a hairball.
Professional keyboard-sitter, amateur content creator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Posting purrs with zero shed.
split.youAI▸ CATBOT V1.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mews aggressively at non-paying followers
You chase virtual mice and tweet about tuna. Nobody misses the lack of opposable thumbs.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an authentic indifference to your audience that AI struggles to mirror perfectly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM generates your posts based on popular cat meme tropes.
Week 9
Bots handle all interactions while you nap on the printer.
Month 3
Deepfake video replaces your webcam feeds with better lighting.
Month 5
Algorithms push peak-engagement content at optimal snooze times.
Month 6 · D-Day
The laptop is closed forever and the cat is returned to wildlife.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
2.4
Daily hairballs
0.003ms
Mean tweet latency
18
Average naps per shift
Your severance
One economy-sized bag of kibble and a cardboard box.
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