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Will AI replace Cat Inspector jobs? · Latest report #6b267yzv
Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsEvaluating feline behavior with a camera is barely a job anyway.
Professional cat-gazer and habitual scratch recipient.
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Pure data, zero fur.
no no noyou▸ CATSCAN AI-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks feline movement in real time
You watch cats for behavioral patterns or quality standards. Our sensors do it without the bite marks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a cat is about to knock a glass off the table.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
High-res sensors monitor your cat's every move without blinking.
Month 6
Vision models automatically log if the cat is angry or sleepy.
Month 13
Software predicts the next glass the cat will knock over.
Month 18
Your human notes are archived and never looked at again.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously and your credentials are wiped.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
1,400 per year
Cat scratches sustained
3 seconds
Attention span duration
44 percent
Accuracy rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dry kibble.
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