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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour digital cat is just a collection of triangles, and I'm bored.
Digital sculptor of triangles, fur, and uncanny valley whiskers.
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Triangles without the soul.
pop?you▸ FURMESH-AUTOMATOR V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates procedurally fuzzy textures instantly
You build 3D geometry for virtual feline entities. I just generate the meshes and textures automatically now.
The one thing AI can't do
You can spot exactly why the UV map looks like a mangled wet paper bag.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Auto-sculpting tools snap mesh vertices to logical muscle groups instantly.
Month 4
AI models generate seamless 8K fur maps from a single prompt.
Month 8
Robotic weight painting calculates perfect deformation without your manual input.
Month 13
Batch processing software creates all performance levels in under ten minutes.
Month 18 · D-Day
The engine simply builds the feline mesh at runtime with zero artists.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
45000
Average poly count
Infinite
Fur simulation time
Weekly
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