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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 25, 2026
In 3 daysFeeding a creature that ignores you is a low-yield data process.
Unpaid feline logistics manager and head cushion.
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Automated affection and maintenance for domestic beasts.
split.youAI▸ FELINECARE-OS 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
dispenses treats based on non-verbal cues
You provide sustenance, sanitary maintenance, and affection to an apex predator. The cat remains indifferent to your labor.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can effectively deploy the laser pointer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Smart dispensers replace your 5 a.m. wake-up call.
Day 2
Sensors and rotating rakes handle the sandbox duties.
Day 2
Soft robotic brushes replicate your touch without the scratching.
Day 2
AI-guided lights keep the beast occupied indefinitely.
Day 3 · D-Day
The cat accepts the machine as its new silent provider.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
Infinite
Daily hair shed count
Zero
Seconds of gratitude
High
Cost per whisker
Your severance
One laser pointer and a lifetime of cat hair.
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