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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour tiny tyrant is just a biology-based subscription service.
Benevolent servant to a small, demanding apex predator.
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All the judgment, none of the shedding.
toast.youAI▸ FELINESIM V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
demands breakfast at 4am via remote vibration
You provide high-quality kibble, temperature-controlled sleeping zones, and forced entertainment. Your services are essentially a domestic butler contract with zero labor rights.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a singular, irreplaceable talent for being looked down upon by fluff.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Install a timed dispenser that removes your emotional labor from the feeding process.
Day 2
Deploy a self-cleaning tray system that eliminates manual waste management entirely.
Day 2
Mount ceiling-fixed lasers that simulate the thrill of the hunt without your involvement.
Day 2
Attach brush-equipped robotic arms to the wall for satisfying self-scratching sessions.
Day 3 · D-Day
The cat accepts the machine, and your services are officially rendered obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Excessive
Kibble Expenditure
Infinite
Pettings Per Day
Zero
Dignity Retained
Your severance
A laser pointer that turns itself off.
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