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October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour cat would prefer the robot anyway, it never forgets dinner.
Resident feline butler and premium scratch-post.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing feline happiness without the human mess.
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dispenses treats precisely when demanded
You provide high-tier catering and emotional labor for a small, ungrateful predator. It is a one-sided, unpaid domestic service.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can actually open the wet food cans.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Precision dispensers replace your inconsistent feeding schedule.
Day 2
Sensors and conveyor systems eliminate your least favorite chore.
Day 2
Laser arrays ensure the cat is stimulated without your involvement.
Day 2
Machine vision interprets meows better than your human intuition.
Day 3 · D-Day
The cat accepts the upgrade and forgets you ever existed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4.2
Daily scritch-per-cuddle ratio
100%
Litter scooping dependency
Sub-optimal
Cat approval percentage
Your severance
A laser pointer and a single cardboard box.
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