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Will AI replace Cat Petter jobs? · Latest report #jb6r7xfa
Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour hands are biological inefficiency, and the feline knows it.
Professional feline mood manager, currently waiting for scratches.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The soft touch that never tires.
split.youAI▸ PURRBOT MK. IV▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
delivers variable-pressure chin scratches indefinitely
You provide tactile affection, belly-rub risk assessment, and soothing purr-maintenance services to domestic animals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact micro-shiver before a cat decides to attack your hand.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
Sensors identify the exact vibration profiles cats find most soothing.
Month 16
Soft-touch synthetic surfaces mimic human skin elasticity and warmth.
Year 2.3
Cameras track tail flicks to predict and avoid feline violence.
Year 3.2
Household trials begin with shelter cats to verify comfort levels.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your services are no longer required by the feline overlords.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
1:14
Bite-to-Pet Ratio
25-150Hz
Purr Frequency Detected
100% higher
Human Hair Shedding
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dry kibble.
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