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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsA machine can feed a cat but lacks the heart for purrs.
Professional feline mood manager and litter disposal specialist.
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Automated feline affection delivery systems.
toast.youAI▸ PURRBOT-9000 CARE UNIT▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
dispenses treats based on feline facial recognition
You clean litter boxes, refill kibble bowls, and provide daily social interaction for homeless cats in shelters.
The one thing AI can't do
You notice the subtle change in a cat's purr that signals true comfort.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 12
Automated kiosks begin managing strict meal schedules and calorie intake.
Year 3
Self-cleaning robotic trays replace the manual scooping of waste.
Year 10
Sensors and cameras track feline movement to catch early signs of illness.
Year 20
Laser-wielding machines satisfy the biological need for hunting activity.
Year 40 · D-Day
Human presence is deemed inefficient compared to 24/7 automated feline care centers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
12,000 per year
Litter boxes cleaned
3,400 per year
Cats comforted
900 per year
Tuna cans opened
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-end cat treats.
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