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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsTrading your soul for cat hair and a stranger's spare key.
Professional professional-cat-disturber and key-holder.
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Automated kibble, clean litter, zero judgment.
glub.youAI▸ FELINECARE MODULE V.1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
monitors feline mood through thermal imaging
You visit homes to replenish kibble, scoop waste, and perform mandatory playtime with indifferent house cats.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the specific patience to wait forty minutes for a cat to come out.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Cameras and sensors track if the cat is eating normally.
Year 7
Delivery drones restock food supplies directly to the kitchen.
Year 16
Litter boxes become fully automated sanitation cells.
Year 27
Robotic laser pointers satisfy feline instincts without you present.
Year 40 · D-Day
The cat accepts the machine as the sole provider.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4 per day
Average litter clumps scooped
12 minutes
Time spent finding hiding cats
0.001 percent
Average keys lost in transit
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium catnip and silence.
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