Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Cat Supervisor jobs? · Latest report #j8hh8dk5
Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour primary management tool is a laser pointer and a prayer.
Professional cat herder and high-frequency scratching post.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total dominance over the household fluff.
ow.youAI▸ CATBOT SENTINEL 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
distracts the target with infinite red dots
You monitor feline activity, manage feeding schedules, and attempt to regulate chaotic nap patterns throughout the day.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can sense the true, chaotic malice behind those eyes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 7
Auto-refill mechanisms replace your manual 4am bowl check rituals.
Month 18
App-controlled dispensers remove your influence over meal time scheduling.
Year 2.3
Aerial units keep the cat stimulated without your human presence.
Year 3.2
Micro-vacuums automatically clean hair from surfaces before you wake.
Year 4 · D-Day
The cat accepts the machine as the new, superior provider.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
23 hours
Cat nap efficiency
100 percent
Human food tax
Zero
Laser pointer accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dry kibble.
Discussion
