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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPredicting feline boredom is now a lower-level task for our servers.
Professional distractor of apex household predators.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing feline dopamine loops with surgical precision.
oof.you▸ PREDATORSIM 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates prey movement patterns with lethal accuracy
You design, prototype, and test colorful plastic toys to entice domestic predators. We just teach the machine what triggers a hunt instinct.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific nuance of a cat batting at a piece of string.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest existing toy data to map successful movement, color, and sound combinations.
Month 4
Algorithms output thousands of toy designs optimized for maximum feline engagement and material efficiency.
Month 8
Digital physics engines simulate cat claw impact, removing the need for physical destructive testing.
Month 13
Automated systems trigger orders for materials that meet safety standards directly to factory lines.
Month 18 · D-Day
Autonomous loops finalize production specs and ship toys to pet stores without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4 seconds
Cat attention span
92 percent
Plastic waste generated
500
Human design iterations
Your severance
One laser pointer and a lifetime of catnip.
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