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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Cat Trainer jobs? · Latest report #wk653m9x
Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthTraining an apex predator to jump through hoops is a cry for help.
Professional feline negotiator, currently losing to a tabby.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Maximum compliance through precise neuro-chemical bribery.
help!youAI▸ FELINO-LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
projects laser dots with absolute, soulless persistence
You spend your days luring disinterested felines onto obstacles with clickers and treats. It is an exercise in futility that ends in scratches and cat hair.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a cat decides to ruin your day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Vision-guided sensors deploy rewards the instant a feline touches the designated target.
Month 11
High-frequency lasers replace human movement to guide cats through complex gymnastic maneuvers.
Year 2.2
Predictive models determine the exact treat-to-compliance threshold for every unique cat.
Year 3.4
Robot arms clean hair and reset props between every single pathetic feline leap.
Year 4 · D-Day
The cat is finally fully managed by algorithm, rendering your presence obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
14
Claw scars per week
3 seconds
Cat attention span
99%
Treats wasted on apathy
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium, non-human-grade tuna snacks.
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