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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour nuanced interpretation of a meow is just a fancy guess.
Expert at assigning human motivations to indifferent predators.
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Decoding meows with actual math, not feelings.
ow.youAI▸ FELISLOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
maps whisker twitching to instant mood graphs
Records feline vocalizations and body movements to guess what a house cat wants or thinks.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can actually be looked at with genuine feline disdain.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Sensors map feline vocal patterns against known physiological stressors.
Week 8
Machine learning identifies the specific frequency of a hungry meow.
Month 3
Smart collars stream translated intent directly to owner smartphones.
Month 5
Translation software makes your subjective intuition completely obsolete.
Month 6 · D-Day
The server finishes mapping the last tail-flick variation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
42%
Human guessing accuracy
99%
Algorithmic sentiment mapping
Nil
Cat care level
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium cat treats.
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