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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 18, 2027
In 14 monthsUpdating product tags until the database finally collapses under your incompetence.
Spreadsheet warrior, protector of the database tags
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Automated tagging for the retail void
help!you▸ CATSORT-AI PRO▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects seasonal pricing errors instantly
You shuffle spreadsheets of shoe sizes and inventory tags. Your boss decides the aesthetic, you perform the data entry.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell the manager why the seasonal trends make no sense to humans.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scripting begins to pull raw product data directly from vendors.
Month 3
Image vision models classify your entire catalog in milliseconds.
Month 6
Software automatically repairs dead links without a human prompt.
Month 10
Category managers now view trends via live AI visualisations.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and the server takes over permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
450
SKUs handled per day
12
Spreadsheet tabs open
5
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
One free pair of loafers with the heels removed
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