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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets were just a slower version of a database query.
Professional negotiator of margins and shelf-space politics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated procurement with zero human hesitation.
shred.you▸ SUPPLYLOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
renegotiates supplier contracts while you sleep
You negotiate with vendors, analyze sales data, and curate product assortments to stock shelves.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social nuance to smooth over an angry supplier's damaged ego.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI starts mirroring your purchase orders in real-time.
Month 5
Algorithms begin automatically flagging better rates from competing vendors.
Month 10
The system learns to imitate your specific tone in vendor emails.
Month 15
The software manages stock levels without human approval for routine items.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are replaced by a direct vendor-to-database automated API link.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
0.02 seconds
Negotiation time
Eliminated
Manual data entry
Calculable
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our vendor-portal simulator.
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