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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour data-backed stories are just hallucinations waiting for a better prompt.
Professional slide-deck architect and meeting-room atmosphere monitor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning raw data into slide-based deception.
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generates thirty slide decks before coffee
You spend your time creating slide decks and leading meetings. You manage data-driven strategy for a nine-person team.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense which stakeholder is lying about their budget just by their tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision-guided bots pull data directly into corporate templates.
Month 5
AI listeners transcribe and generate action items from calls.
Month 10
Predictive engines replace your gut-feel category growth forecasts.
Month 15
Task management software reassigns work to humans without meetings.
Month 19 · D-Day
A dashboard confirms your role is now entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
1400
Slides built annually
850
Meeting hours wasted
12 percent
Data-story confidence interval
Your severance
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