Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Category Specialist jobs? · Latest report #bab26xse
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPredicting which perfume a tourist buys is just advanced math, Dave.
Professional spreadsheet wrangling and fragrance-scented negotiation
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Margin optimization without the lunch meetings
oof.youAI▸ CATLOGIC RETAIL SUITE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
renegotiates supplier contracts while you sleep
You track inventory levels and negotiate margins for high-end beauty brands to maximize duty-free retail profit margins.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a brand representative is bluffing about the actual wholesale margins.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart sensors directly report stock levels to supplier databases.
Month 4
Dynamic pricing models adjust costs based on live flight traffic.
Month 9
AI agents handle standard rebate negotiations with brand vendor portals.
Month 14
Algorithms predict best-selling gift sets for upcoming holiday rushes.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system functions entirely without human category management oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
0.002 seconds
Negotiation latency
Zero
Brand disagreement count
14 percent
Human error margin
Your severance
A lifetime supply of duty-free miniature samples.
Discussion
