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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets and banquet orders are just waiting for a database.
Professional cat-herder of waiters, chefs, and angry brides.
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Automating the entire banquet floor plan.
help!youAI▸ EVENTSTREAMER X-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes room layouts and food quantities instantly
You track banquet event orders, manage vendor lists, and coordinate food service logistics for massive resort conventions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when a client is bluffing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your banquet orders move into a unified event logic system.
Month 5
Software handles all contract negotiations without your emotional input.
Month 13
Sensors and projectors replace your physical walkthroughs and paper diagrams.
Year 2.1
The AI tells the chefs exactly how much food is needed.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
A terminal handles all remaining logistics while you exist elsewhere.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
420/day
Banquet Orders Processed
98%
Client Email Anxiety
120dB
Vegas Convention Noise
Your severance
A lifetime supply of hotel-grade buffet leftovers.
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