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Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsServing luke-warm plates with a smile is a low-bandwidth data task.
Professional plate-juggler and dietary restriction listener.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The plate-carrying unit that never forgets allergies.
nom.you▸ OMNISERVE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers hot hors d'oeuvres without sweating
You navigate crowded rooms with heavy trays and memorize guest dietary restrictions. We have sensors for that.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect if a guest is actually angry versus just loud and drunk.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
We replace your tray-memory with RFID tags embedded in every plate and table.
Month 5
Lidar-guided floor units map the ballroom to avoid colliding with guests.
Month 13
Vision systems identify empty plates and signal the cleanup units to approach.
Year 2.2
Gimbal-mounted serving arms eliminate human tremors during high-speed room traversal.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
You are invited to leave as the fleet of OmniServes commences full-scale service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.7%
0.3
Spilled drinks per shift
94%
Smile fatigue index
Sub-optimal
Tray-carrying efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our meal replacement liquid.
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