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February 4, 2030
In 3 years, 3 monthsManaging eternal souls via spreadsheets and corporate oversight is finally over.
CEO of dogma, boardroom shepherd, and media mogul.
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Systemic theology processed at machine speed
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delivers automated sermons across all media channels
Directs theological training, oversees massive media networks, and serves as a high-level administrative head of institutional church operations.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the actual life experience to provide genuine spiritual comfort to the grieving.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms begin drafting your television broadcast schedules and network content.
Month 5
Canon law is converted into logic trees for automated administrative decisions.
Month 13
AI systems take control of financial forecasting and fundraising allocation.
Year 2.2
Sensors monitor institutional compliance without requiring your physical presence.
Year 3.3 · D-Day
The institution runs perfectly without a human at the helm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
400,000 variants
Annual homily output
0.4 milliseconds
Clerical discipline response time
99% efficiency
Media network ad revenue
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium altar wine
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