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April 28, 2037
In 10 years, 6 monthsConverting souls is inefficient when a server rack does it cheaper.
Administrator of the faith, gatekeeper of the tradition.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Holier than thou, and twice as fast.
bzzt.youAI▸ VATICANLOGIC V9▸ RARITY · LEGENDARY▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 YEARS, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers divine revelation via push notifications
You oversee diocesan administration, interpret canon law, and provide pastoral leadership to millions of congregants worldwide.
The one thing AI can't do
You can offer genuine, unscripted empathy during a crisis that a machine cannot fake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
The AI writes your sermons based on optimized engagement metrics.
Year 3.3
Neural networks process all administrative law requests faster than humans.
Year 6
High-fidelity holograms start replacing your physical visitation duties.
Year 8
The system assumes all administrative and budgetary control of dioceses.
Year 11 · D-Day
Human leadership ends as the central authority fully migrates online.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.003 seconds
Average prayer response time
1.2 million
Canon law interpretations per hour
99.9 percent
Incense emission efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of mass-produced communion wafers.
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