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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsA long-range project involving too much human soul for our liking.
Shepherd to a flock, currently operating on faith alone.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated grace at the speed of light.
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delivers tele-confessional absolution via encryption
You perform sacraments, provide spiritual guidance, and manage parish administrative duties.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sit with the grieving and offer comfort that is actually sincere.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
AI suggests scriptural interpretations to lighten your Sunday workload.
Year 5
Diocesan databases sync automatically to remove your paperwork burden.
Year 14
Encryption-hardened chat bots provide basic pastoral care 24/7.
Year 25
Smart projection and audio systems guide congregants through ritual steps.
Year 40 · D-Day
The logic of divinity is fully computed and fully redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4 per hour
Average confessional throughput
Sub-optimal
Homily generation efficiency
Still pending
Parishioner trust baseline
Your severance
One free ticket to the Vatican and a prayer book.
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