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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsTraining models to define cause and effect, ironically to cause your unemployment.
Senior researcher (currently chasing shadows in large datasets)
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help!youAI▸ CAUSALLOGIC V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
derives infinite counterfactuals in microseconds
You spend days defining directed acyclic graphs and chasing latent variables in noisy datasets. Your job is now code.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which variables actually matter before the data confirms it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents identify and scrub your messy datasets automatically.
Month 4
Recursive algorithms map causal structures faster than any whiteboard session.
Month 8
Neural nets optimize your custom kernels to perfection.
Month 12
Distributed computing runs all possible simulations simultaneously.
Month 14 · D-Day
The logic engine outputs the final proof, leaving you redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Human peer review cycles
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