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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsA glorified delivery system for a temperamental, four-legged biological engine.
Master of horse-shoeing, grooming, and tactical saddlery.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Terrain-agnostic mobility that never needs a carrot.
no no noyouAI▸ DURA-DRIVE UNIT 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
traverses uneven terrain without a pulse
You spend your time grooming, feeding, and maintaining a horse for tactical mobility and mounted combat drills.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still soothe a frightened animal in the middle of a thunderstorm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Robotic brushes and sensors clean and inspect the hide automatically.
Month 8
Smart hoppers dispense exact nutritional requirements based on activity levels.
Month 13
GPS-guided motors assume pathfinding duties during routine maneuvers.
Month 18
The unit executes drills without a human hand on the reins.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The biological horse is retired to a pasture simulator permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
2000 USD/yr
Average feed cost
45 mins
Stall muck time
Low
Gallop efficiency
Your severance
One high-quality saddle and a digital map subscription.
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