Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Cave Biologist jobs? · Latest report #bhnrca7e
Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthEnjoy the damp dark while you still have a budget.
Professional darkness-dweller and insect enthusiast.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Deep-earth mapping and biological census.
ow.you▸ SUBTERRA-SCAN 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
maps cavern ecosystems in real time
You track tiny cave insects in pitch-black, fragile limestone environments. You rely on headlamps and quiet observation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a cavern floor is too unstable to safely traverse.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Miniature thermal-imaging drones fly through caves to count insect populations.
Month 6
Fixed sensors record humidity and insect movement 24 hours a day.
Month 17
Deep learning models replace your manual identification of insect species.
Year 2.5
Autonomous spiders crawl across terrain your boots can no longer touch.
Year 4 · D-Day
The cave is sealed to humans to preserve pristine robotic data.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
too many
insects missed in dark
2000 annually
hours spent walking
100 percent
humidity tolerance
Your severance
a high-powered flashlight and a map to nowhere
Discussion
