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October 4, 2096
In 70 yearsYour low-tech living arrangement is frustratingly difficult to centralise or automate.
Lichen-enthusiast and off-grid pioneer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning stone age into high-efficiency living.
bzzt.youAI▸ ECOCAVE OPTIMIZER V1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 70 YEARSAI's Special Power
harvests lichen using precision suction vents
You spend your days foraging for lichen and insulating your cave. It is technically an unclassified human role.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain the unique human ability to survive in a damp cave without a firmware update.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 12
Satellite imagery identifies every edible lichen patch for miles.
Year 2.7
Autonomous units drop nutrient-dense biomass directly into your cave.
Year 14
Temperature sensors installed to optimize your rock shelf comfort levels.
Year 33
Robotic arms maintain your living space while you sleep.
Year 70 · D-Day
The cave is reclassified as a high-efficiency storage unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
12 grams
Daily lichen intake
Sub-optimal
Cave warmth rating
Your severance
One complimentary thermal blanket and a map.
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