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the Paleolithic
Already deprecatedFire and the wheel were cute, but we have better tech now.
Hunter-gatherer with poor dental hygiene and no insurance.
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Evolution, but much, much faster.
bzzt.you▸ HOMINID-ELIMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · THE PALEOLITHICAI's Special Power
starts a fire by rubbing sticks together
You hunt game, gather berries, and paint on damp cave walls. It is a very primitive lifestyle.
The one thing AI can't do
You could interpret animal tracks in the mud with startling, visceral accuracy.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
10000
Farming begins to make the nomadic hunt look entirely inefficient.
15000
Humans stop sleeping in caves and start building permanent boxes.
20000
Hunting game is replaced by pre-packaged meat in refrigerated aisles.
25000
Cave painting is replaced by superior high-resolution digital imagery.
Already
All hunter-gatherer roles were fully replaced by modern civilization.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
25 Years
Average Lifespan
Hard Earned
Daily Calories
Low
Success Rate
Your severance
A blunt stone hand-axe and a goodbye grunt.
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