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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsScreaming at strangers in a colorful jacket is now a legacy feature.
Loud man with good reflexes and expensive bad habits.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Liquidating chaos with pure fiber-optic speed.
oof.youAI▸ PITFLOW OPTIMIZER X9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes orders in zero microseconds
You trade options via frantic hand signals and vocal shouts. It is just math with more sweat.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the sheer panic in the room before the screens show it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Sensors map your hand gestures into binary data packets.
Week 7
The algorithm executes trades before your lungs draw breath.
Month 3
The physical crowd is replaced by empty server racks.
Month 4
Smart contracts replace your paper trade cards instantly.
Month 6 · D-Day
The pit is repurposed into a quiet server farm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
110 dB
Decibels per trade
99.4 percent
Hand sign accuracy
8 cups
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A vintage colorful jacket and a firm handshake.
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