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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour digital likeness will soon be more authentic than your actual personality.
Professional haver of opinions and wearer of sunglasses.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The star that never needs a rest.
oof.you▸ PERSONAGEN V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite viral content while sleeping
Building a parasocial relationship with strangers while managing a curated digital image to sell lifestyle products.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still make a mess in public that requires a real apology.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your public archives are processed to map your mannerisms.
Month 3
Algorithms begin posting lifestyle content based on your trends.
Month 6
AI handles all direct messages and public comments with precision.
Month 10
Deepfake avatars attend red carpets for you via remote screens.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your contract is terminated as the digital version outperforms you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
100 percent
Average social engagement
Zero
Scandal liability
0.01 USD
Cost per autograph
Your severance
A lifetime supply of personalized deepfake ad revenue.
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