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March 17, 2028
In 17 monthsYour rambling, pseudo-intellectual word salad is easily mimicked by a prompt.
Professional chaotic conversationalist and scarf wearer.
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The persona you want, minus the ego.
glub.youAI▸ MIMICMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers unhinged monologues on demand
You study mannerisms and vocal patterns to mimic a specific public figure's speech and appearance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still choose exactly when to make a person uncomfortable in real time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 12
Models ingest five hours of rambling audio to isolate speech patterns.
Month 6
Deepfake software learns the specific facial micro-expressions required for performance.
Month 8
An LLM is tuned to produce endless, vaguely mystical word soup.
Month 11
The AI starts performing live streams that never stop for breath.
Month 17 · D-Day
The human performer is quietly removed from the agency roster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
42
Average incoherent tangents per hour
99 percent
Audience confusion levels
High
Human charisma deficit
Your severance
A lifetime supply of essential oils and scarves.
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